For those of you who don’t know Natasha is a glamorous comedian who used to answer phones in a brothel.

She was born in Rockford, IL to a used car dealer and a belly dancer.

She sassed her way out of her parents house and into foster care, where she drove a bus to pay for her french kissing lessons.

She then traveled East where she married her first wife, Lisa.

Her life changed when a tourist showed her a clip from the Maury Povich show and she realized she could get rich by making fun of poor people.

She wandered to Hollywood where she became a comedian.

She is now available for parties.